# Dwarf sex joke

**URL:** <https://londonbikers.com/t/dwarf-sex-joke/78930>\
**Category:** Off-topic\
**Created:** [28 April 2009 20:16 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/dwarf-sex-joke/78930 "2009-04-28T20:16:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Captain\_Chaos\_him](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/47e85d/32.png) [@Captain\_Chaos\_him](https://londonbikers.com/u/Captain_Chaos_him)\
**Post date:** [28 April 2009 20:16 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/dwarf-sex-joke/78930/1 "2009-04-28T20:16:32Z")

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A dwarf approaches a prostitute and says " I wish to buy sex  
with you"

“OK” says the girl, “I’ll charge 100 euros an hour”

“Good, But I must warn you, I am a little kinky” “No problem” she  
replies cautiously, “I can do a little kinky”

So off they go to the girl’s flat, where the dwarf produces four  
large bedsprings.

he gets her to lay on the bed, and then attaches the springs to himself - one on each hand and one on each foot

The girl finds this very strange,

so the dwarf gets on top and starts bouncing away…

She finds all this very odd, but figures it’s harmless, and the  
guy is paying.

The sex is fantastic.

She is bounced all over the room by the energetic dwarf,

The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and  
it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath.

Finally she gasps “That was totally amazing… what do you  
call that?”

“Ah”, says the dwarf, “Four-spring dwarf technique”

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**Author:** ![Panagiotis](https://londonbikers.com/user_avatar/londonbikers.com/panagiotis/32/32078_2.png) [@Panagiotis](https://londonbikers.com/u/Panagiotis)\
**Post date:** [28 April 2009 20:21 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/dwarf-sex-joke/78930/2 "2009-04-28T20:21:29Z")

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:blink:

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**Author:** ![BobbyR1](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/58956e/32.png) [@BobbyR1](https://londonbikers.com/u/BobbyR1)\
**Post date:** [29 April 2009 11:02 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/dwarf-sex-joke/78930/3 "2009-04-29T11:02:30Z")

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Pan youre hilarious 😃

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**Author:** ![Panagiotis](https://londonbikers.com/user_avatar/londonbikers.com/panagiotis/32/32078_2.png) [@Panagiotis](https://londonbikers.com/u/Panagiotis)\
**Post date:** [29 April 2009 13:46 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/dwarf-sex-joke/78930/4 "2009-04-29T13:46:48Z")

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> ## **BobbyR1 (29/04/2009)**
> 
> Pan youre hilarious 😃

:blink:

:D:D

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**Author:** ![blade1](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/e9bcb4/32.png) [@blade1](https://londonbikers.com/u/blade1)\
**Post date:** [30 April 2009 10:02 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/dwarf-sex-joke/78930/5 "2009-04-30T10:02:05Z")

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> ## **Captain Chaos (him) (28/04/2009)**
> 
> A dwarf approaches a prostitute and says " I wish to buy sex  
> with you"
> 
> “OK” says the girl, “I’ll charge 100 euros an hour”
> 
> “Good, But I must warn you, I am a little kinky” “No problem” she  
> replies cautiously, “I can do a little kinky”
> 
> So off they go to the girl’s flat, where the dwarf produces four  
> large bedsprings.
> 
> he gets her to lay on the bed, and then attaches the springs to himself - one on each hand and one on each foot
> 
> The girl finds this very strange,
> 
> so the dwarf gets on top and starts bouncing away…
> 
> She finds all this very odd, but figures it’s harmless, and the  
> guy is paying.
> 
> The sex is fantastic.
> 
> She is bounced all over the room by the energetic dwarf,
> 
> The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and  
> it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath.
> 
> Finally she gasps “That was totally amazing… what do you  
> call that?”
> 
> “Ah”, says the dwarf, “Four-spring dwarf technique”

ha ha, heard it but they said “Four SPRUNG Dwarf Technique”…same $hit different day !! 😉 (anyone got a old spring mattress they dont need??) :w00t:

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**Author:** ![BobbyR1](https://londonbikers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/58956e/32.png) [@BobbyR1](https://londonbikers.com/u/BobbyR1)\
**Post date:** [30 April 2009 10:21 UTC](https://londonbikers.com/t/dwarf-sex-joke/78930/6 "2009-04-30T10:21:14Z")

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Ya Ya Multi-schprung. Now ve mean business :D:D