>A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm.
>“I’d like to buy a horth” he says to the owner of the farm.
>“What sort of horse?” said the owner.
>“A female horth” the dwarf replies.
>So the owner shows him a mare.
>“Nithe horth” says the dwarf, “can I thee her eyth?”
>So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
>“Nith eyth”, says the dwarf, “can I thee her teeth?”
>Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
>“Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?” the dwarf says.
>By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up
>the
>dwarf to show him the horses ears.
>“Nith eerth,’ he says 'now…can I thee her twot?”
>With this the owner picks the dwarfup and shoves his head deep inside the
>horses vagina, he holds him there for a second before pulling him out and
>putting him down.
>The dwarf shakes his head and says: “Perhapth I should weefwaze that?..Can
>I
>thee her wun awound?”