Duck

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Taken from another forum:

A duck walks into a bar and asks: “Got any Bread?”
Barman: “No.”
Duck: “Got any bread?”
Barman: “No.”
Duck: “Got any bread?”
Barman: “No, we have no bread.”
Duck: “Got any bread?”
Barman: “No, we haven’t got any fugging bread.”
Duck: “Got any bread?”
Barman: “No, are you deaf? We haven’t got any fugging bread, ask me
againand I’ll nail your fugging beak to the bar you irritating barsteward of a
fugging bird!”

Duck: “Got any nails?”
Barman: “No”
Duck: "Got any bread?

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:D:D:D

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Student walks inton a bar with a duck under his arm . . .
Barman says “Where did you get that ?”
Duck says “Won him in a raffle !” :smiley:

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lol :w00t::w00t:

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This is quackas :smiley: