all police units in the area have been SCRAMBLED!.
Come on chaps…Its no Yolk you know:D
so this incident took place on a FRYday night?.
Were the soldiers there last night?:w00t:
So next time you boys go out please take eggtra care riding.
There’s some cracking yokes on this thread
No sign of egg on the pavement at the Ace this afternoon - the council must have had an eggstra special team there this morning to wash it all off. Glad to see our council tax is being spent wisely.
this whole thread screams of FOUL play:D
smiled:).
Shane are you eggtracting the yolk out of me.
I can’t believe this - this is eggstordinary!
Hopefully the police will have the shell of the case worked out and cracked fairly soon!
good jokes
forgot to say i was now where near where teh egg landed:D, i was on the other side of teh car park talking to pj:D, and it wasnt just on my lid…odd that…wonder who it was aimed at…
I reckon most of these jokes have been poached from elsewhere.
sounds like a failed eggsasination attempt to me:D
Here is the oeuf-isial eggvidence…
That`s an eggsreamly nasty mess on the floor.
Police have reported that they know the gang involved.
The Dirty Dozen:w00t:
did they say not to approach them as they may be eggstreamly dangerous
Yes!!Because they are Cracking Shots:D
they sound clucking crazy
stay well clear of these FOUL people