Rottie,
Brasil is awesome and having spent about 10 days in and around Rio i wish i was going with you but work commitments and insufficient funds means that i’m stuck in my 8ft square box with a computer making money for someone else!
YOu only need about 4 days to do all the touristy stuff around rio but about 3 years to really appreciate the talent on ipanema beach.
Make sure you take care of your belongings… and its not that dangerous but if you do something stupid then you are more than likely to lose something… jsut keep your guard up and take care. take a good camera as tehre will be loads of photo opportunites… always carry cash on you jsut in case something happens and have a spare wad somewhere else…
best bit of advice… scan your passport and email it to yourself… then if u lose it you can at least prove who you are… similarly copies of all yourcredit card phone numbers in case you have the misfortune of losing them all you know how to cancel them easy!
If you can stay there as its safer at night and much more pleasant than copacobana! although the night market there is quite fun too! good churascario / irish bar / try and get into Nuth / and great japanese that does all you can eat sushi and cooked food for about £4/£5
travelling by bus across to santiago is a bit of a trek but probbaly very worth it…
i suggest the following:
Rio - Parati - Sao Paulo - Foz do Iguazu (Iguacu Falls - greatest volume of water in the world per second (dont miss this)… makes niagara look like a small fountain of the pond in the corner of your garden in london & Itaupu Dam is the largest HEP dam in the world - free 1 hr tours… jsut turn up) then go to Buenas Airas to experience metropolotin life… and amazingly beautiful women (other places to visit are (salta - northern argentina)
from there go through patagonia and travel west into chile then north via Pucon (volanic region where you can climb a volcano and snowboard down! amazing but very tiring) then its about 10 hours on a bus north to santiago…
shame you dont have enough time for peru - lima, machu pichu, loake titicaca, arequipa are all highlights from my trip last year!, salvador=brasil (from what i have heard its the best place for the carnival) and venezuela… another place that has the highest number of supermodels in the world.
The only other place I know about on your itinerary is South East Asia…
Thailand is amazing and I can promise that 5 days isn’t enough to see Bangkok. Let alone the rest of the beautiful and friendly country.
Bangkok:
Floating Market – only on certain days but its such an experience to buy stuff off boats that are in a hurry to go… and everything is so colourful!
Crocodile & Elephant Zoo
All the temples
Snake show!
Mua Thai (Thai Boxing) fight – make sure u go to the local place not the tourist one… at the local one they fight till knockout… no less!
Other places in Thailand…
Then you have chang mai, chang rai (all the golden triangle places) and party places such as koh samui / koh pangan , beautiful beaches such as koh tao / krabi / phi phi, phuket is too commercialised but probably worth the visit.
There is so much to see and experience there that you probably need a full month to do it properly!
Malaysia / Vietnam / Cambodia all also worth staying an extra month for too…
You’re gonna have a blast and if u make it down to penang (Malaysia) have some local food for me… (its where all of my family & lots of old friends live)
Take care mate and enjoy!
Chris