On an over night train journey a woman goes into her sleeper carraige to find a man already in there after checking with the guard and tickets it seems they are double booked and the train is full, After the intial embarrasment the man assures the women that he will be a gentleman and will try and make the rest of there journey as pleasnet as possible despite the train companys mistake so the women decides to share the carraige, the man offers to sleep in the pull down top bunk, Anyway after climbing into bed the man switches off the lights and off to sleep they go after about an hour the womens says “are you asleep” the man says “not yet”… So the woman replies “its awfully chilly in here can you get me another blanket out that cuboard above your bunk” theres a small silence then the man says "well you know just for tonight we could pretend that your my wife"The woman a little shocked starts to think well he is quite good looking, and who would know if i slept with him if i didnt tell anyone and its not like i’ll see him again, so she giggles a little shy reply of “ok tonight I’ll be your wife”
the man then replies “Great, get your own ****ing blanket!!” 
