No wonder Maltesers are losing popularity, dogTeasers are the way to go:)
We ate the rest of the box while watching Newsnight.
Bet you thought this was a dog vibrator report.
No such luck, why waste batteries on a dog, we`re testing that ourselves. Woof. :rolleyes:
Not that we`d try it if my wrist was more mobile.
Nice carpet :w00t:
does it match the drapes?
Reminds me of the Irish girl who managed to convince me she was a bull teaser in a previous job - wanking off bulls and collecting their seamen for IVF with cows.
About 6 years later I found out from a farmer that they use a syringe to extract the seamen rather than it being a manual process.
BL: I knew a bull teaser once - she collected the bulls’ seamen
Farmer: Collect it? You use a syringe to extract it
BL: What? You don’t have to wank them off then?
Farmer: Only in Norfolk 
Bet she is still laughing at me now :crazy: