"does this dress make my ass look fat?"


#1

#A man and his wife were getting dressed for a big event. After putting on her dress, she asked her husband, “does this dress make my ass look fat?”

The husband sighed, and asked his wife, “Honey, do you promise me you won’t get mad, no matter how I answer?”

His wife said, “I promise, I’ll never bring it up again.”

The husband looked her over and said, “I fucked your sister.”


#2

That brings back memories :face_with_hand_over_mouth:


#3

Nooooooooo


#4

Is there something you want to share with the group NT?