why does an Essex girl like an adjustable steering column? more head room.
why does and Essex girl like a car with a sunroof? more leg room.
Q. How do you make a Essex girl’s eyes sparkle?
A. Shine a torch into her ear.
Q. How can you tell if a Essex girl is having a bad day?
A. Her tampon is behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil.
Q. Did you hear about the big power cut at the Bluewater centre?
A. Forty Essex girls were stuck on the escalator for three hours
Q. What’s the difference between a Essex girl and an ironing board?
A. Occasionally you have trouble getting the legs apart on an ironing board.
Q. What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and a Essex girl?
A. A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q. What does a Essex girl do with her #### after sex?
A. She takes him down the pub.
Q. How many Essex girls does it take to make a chocolate chip cookie?
A. Five. One to stir the mixture and four to peel the smarties.
Q. What’s the similarity between a Essex girl and a dog’s turd?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up!
Q. Why are Essex girls only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
A. It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
Q. Why was the Essex girl so pleased to complete a jigsaw puzzle in 18 months?
A. Because the box said “From 2 to 5 years”
Q. What does a Essex girl say after her doctor tells her that she’s pregnant.
A. Is it mine?
why did the Essex girl have a bruised navel?
her boyfriend was from Essex as well.
Sh1t, if mrs KTM D ever lays eyes on this thread I’m in major strife. :D:D
What’s the difference between an essex girl and a washing machine?
A washing machine won’t spit your load out half way through…