As the title says… Do u fart when ur on the bike? I don’t as I feel it’s disrespectful to my baby 6… Plus… If u do it in textile trousers and it ain’t got nowhere to go when u take em off it smells like a dead body… Has ne1 ever followed thru while fartin on a bike?
yeah man every time i take off my textile trousers it smells like mouldy shite
Lololololol allow that talk fam!!! Jeeez best hope u don’t eat beans
Before a rideout that **** there is nuclear I swear if I fart after eating that my bike will have a nitrous boost
Keeps your ass warm in winter though
Yeah tru stories specially after u follow through and it slides down ur legs into ur boots keeps ur feet warm
Sometimes I can’t work out if it’s me or the bike
The other week, I dropped one while stopped at lights and I’m convinced the biker beside me heard it but I couldn’t bring myself to look round at his face.
Recently invested in Muc-Off’s freshening foam. It’s good but doesn’t last forever. Next experiment - a flamethrower.
Yea, but I stand on the pegs first - out of respect
just take the weight off my ass then let it/them go.
only smells if I’ve eaten bread, then it’s like something died up there!
Your previous bike most likely.
i fart all the time when riding plus ive been told gives me extra bhp ifi fart whilst riding lol
I like brussel sprout and chutney kebabs… so I don’t really have a lot of choice! :doze: