Difficulty explaining

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every

time they made love the husband always insisted on turning off the lights.

Well,…after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out

of this crazy habit.

So one night they were in the middle of a wild steamy romantic session, She turned on the lights

Then looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated phallic type vibrator.

It was so soft and wonderful larger than a real one, she had no idea and went completly ballistic

at him.

“You impotent ba***ard” she screamed at the top of her voice "How could you be lying to me after

all these years…You had better explain yourself???"

The Husband looked her straight in the eyes, and said calmly "I’ll explain the toy !!.. when you explain the kids?