For anyone working in Design, have fun:
http://becreativemagazine.com/2010/01/the-top-20-clients-from-hell-of-the-past-year/
more here:
not a designer but still found some hilarious!! 
hahahaha
"12.) Photoshop vs. Paint
“I understand that you prefer to use photoshop, but we don’t feel like that program is universal enough. If you could do all of the design work in Microsoft Paint it would be easier for us to edit what you do and give you an idea of the changes we want.”
that what the pros are for…
we recently had someone doctor one of our drawings, very naughty thing to do…