Dear Olympians,

Olympic Officials and Sundry Dignitaries,

You don’t really need your own, dedicated lanes to the Olympics, you know.

You could just head off a bit earlier.

Hope this helps.

Sporty types should all have to jog in.

And they should sack any non-sporty dignitaries in the run-up to the Games.

Line 'em up and make them run 5 miles- any falling by the wayside get their P45’s. Those that make it are allowed to use our pavements.


Indeed…they dont need their own painted lanes to make the quickest routes across london…

but the government does so they can turn them all into toll roads when its all over lol :smiley: