Dear Me

It’s the Apocalypse.

I got to Brixton, heading south on the A23 at about 5:20 just in time for a wall of water two feet high to come careering towards me from the direction of Brixton hill, at quite a speed. It was soon up to the hubs of my wheels, I tried to carry on, and almost got to the railway bridge before I noticed the smell, Sewerage. at which point I thought f*ck this, and turned off onto higher ground. This street was white, and looked remarkably like blossom covered it all. it turned out in fact to be hailstones, about 1/2 inch in diameter.

It’s JULY. I’ve never seen anything like it, I think the Effra has been reborn.

2 feet high and only up to your hubs… how big are the tyres

smartarse.

reminds me of what i tried to ride through in sheffield last weekend, i am beginning to wonder if we had our summer in april.

i think you may be right andy…

It was bad last night coming home from the Ace with the North circ flooded in places.

Well, I got caught in the biggest downpour I’ve ever ridden through in my life. Sleet, hail, horizontal rain. Luffly! The 'bob did himself proud tho, replete with new rear tyre (note to self: take corners covered in boot-deep puddles upright, lest you aquaplane for victory). Fun, fun, fun!

Give it a couple of weeks and I’ll bet we’ll all be complaining about the heat.

I blame Wimbledon myself. Every flipping year the weather’s crap around Wimbledon time. You’d think they’d learn…

Well I’m going to rub it in and say I got home tucked the bike in for the evening and then god damn did it come down, but I was nice and dry…

who changed the title? I guess Debz

I did.

lol, nice one, even has the same amount of letters

what did it say before then?

mainly stars, lol

It was macp, he’s such a prude.

It’s not like it was a request or anything.

well i personally blame Rhianna for that sodding umbrella song

you heard that on the radio didn’t you?

Don’t get me started, how annoying is that blimmin song!!!

I like the title change though, made me giggle

I might request it changed to something else.

Maybe “Gosh”, “Fornicating Hell”, “Cripes”, “Jeepers”.

Basically anything form Scooby Do.

I was aiming for a sort of Terry Thomas (you’re a shower) / Frankie Howard (ooooohhhhhh Dear…) type theme…Thought that fitted perfectly.

Oooo no. Me? Up the Khyber?

:-o