Dear Deirdre

dont know if this has been posted before but…

Dear Deirdre,

I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision.

I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The
usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife
has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their
names she always says, “Just some friends from work. You don’t know them.”

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always
comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the
corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe
she wasn’t in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was. This caused
her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched the phone out of my hand
and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her
personal property. She then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down,
I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and
I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson Lowrider next to the
garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street
around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching
behind my motorcycle that

I noticed a small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between
the rear head and rocker arm cover.

So, is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should
take it back to the dealer?

That would be funny if it weren’t true. Harley’s all leak oil from the rear rocker cover…

lol…

and all their wives are shaggin’ around?

lol, well at least he got his priorities right