David Beckham

David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has no previous experience, he skilfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.

Victoria admiringly watches her husband.

After a short time, David becomes a little casual and begins to lose his grip in the saddle. Panicking, he grabs the horse around the neck, shouting for it to stop Victoria starts to scream and shouts for someone to help her husband.

By this time, David has slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact the he still has a grip on the horse’s neck. David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot becomes entangled in one of the stirrups. As the horse gallops along, David’s head bangs on the ground and starts slipping into unconsciousness.

Victoria is now frantic and screaming for help…

Hearing her screams, the Tesco’s security guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.

lol very funny…

Hahahahhahaha…