October 14th is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don’t care about?
Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
There are the rules you must follow:
You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the
same day.
You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their
turns slapping the irritant.
No weapons are allowed…other than going upside somebody’s head with
a stapler or a hole-puncher.
If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the
irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping on October 14th…and have a great slapping day!
Good, i know who i have chosen, some bit*c in HR. She emailed me today saying my dress for work was too short, even though i have worn it 20 times over… And it’s not that short!
