There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically orally and By hand.
This virus is called Worm Overload Recreational Killer or W.O.R.K.
If you receive W.O.R.K from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone
else Via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life Completely.
If you should come into contact with W.O.R.K put your jacket on and take two
Good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract - W.I.N.E. or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter - B.E.E.R.
Take the antidote repeatedly until W.O.R.K has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to your friends.
If you do not have friends, you have already been infected and W.O.R.K is controlling your life.