Danger falling Pears...

Did anyone else see the story in the paper today about a council who blocked off an area of park as the fruit on a couple of pear trees (so should that be pair of pear trees:doze were ripe and might fall and hit someone? It was in the sun (I was looking at the pictures…)

Been there for 50 years and not hurt anyone…

Discuss…

WTF…

Did you say it was in the fairy tale paper?

Surely that can’t be true? Having said that…

Here it is. The world’s gone mad…

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hereford/worcs/5403886.stm

Litigation.

This is precisely why all lawyers should be shot. No trial, no appeal, no months waiing for a some philandering judge to put his pecker back in his pocket, put his golf clubs or fishing rod down and stagger out of his 100,000 pound jaguar into his court room. JUST SHOT. Dead.

Ooh controversial, I hear you say…yup. Hate the buggers. My opinion. Its mine and I own it.

The idea that a group of brain dead civil servants should be heald responsible for the unstoppable act of nature, with the upshot that some idiot will actually seriously propose that we pull down all the fruit bearing trees in Britain just in case someone gets hit by a “moist ripe piece of fruit” is so bloody unbelievably stupid it beggars belief.

The desire to go into the legal profession alone should result in the castration of the would-be lawyers father, the chemical neutralisaton of the would-be lawyers mother, and the immediate immersement in a vat of boiling treacle of the would-be lawyer. Frankly I find religion less unpleasant and that’s saying something.

SOCIAL LEECHES.

Evil scum spawn scum!

Phew, rant over, sorry bout that if anyone here is in the legal profession.

This makes me so angry-some dopey jobsworth hiding behind health and safety in case he gets sued, because for some surreal reason he thinks he should be doing something instead of allowing people to get on with it as they’ve always done and actually concentrating on what he should be doing to earn his public wage. Claims like this are actually dwindling because the courts just arent having it anymore.
I work in elf n safety and this sort of thing really p****s me off. I work to try and prevent major injuries and fatalities at work-y’know, the serious stuff like asbestos, people falling through roofs, cranes collapsing- not to nanny people through common bleedin sense. W*****s!

Rant over ta

Worlds gone mad! Dont walk under the fooking tree if ya dont wanna get fecking hit!

Look what happened to Isaac Newton tho, so maybe it’s not all bad news eh?