Well, I’m not that old, but I am a miserable old git 
I’m also saying hello for the first time in a very long time that I have dared drift to another forum. Some sod seems to have appropriated my normal user name, so this will do for now.
Dull bit: 28, tall, athletic and devilishly talented. Work in South East London and live in what passes for the sticks in East Surrey.
Dull bike bit: been riding ten years, currently ride a Moto Guzzi V11 Le Mans as my day to day chariot and in little bits in the garage is a Royal Enfield 350 Bullet awaiting new main bearings and a little more tuning work. Which might happen whenever I deign to pull my thumb out of my backside and apply some effort.
What do I like? Curry, creatively pervy sexual deviancies, seafood, odd motorcycles, walking, nudity, my doggies (never together with the last two), good food and drink, open face helmets, flirty girlies, swearing, tinkering with my poorly chosen motorcycles, and I would say mountain biking but as with so many things I seem to lack the energy, or indeed the will to prance about in tight lycra.
What don’t I like? I’d better not say everything, but desk jobs, the mechanically inept, bike snobbery (apart from when directed at those dull enough to have bought, oh my, how original, a Japanese 600!), unpleasant people, KFC, the workshy, yoofs, Vauxhall Astras, cardigans, cauliflower and salt and vinegar crisps.
HTH, TTFN, etc.
