Meet Hels. This Notorious Bike Thief will have your Beautiful Bike within minutes if it’s not locked up with an Almax and you have not paid an Armed Security Guard to defend it with an AK47.
Hels - masquerading in Civvies was last night spotted laughing manically whilst making off with a Supermoto known as the Riot in a busy market in South London. Captured on camera by a brave snapper and clutching a bottle of Corona Extra, she launched into gear without even a lid and in full view of the bikers and the police. Later this notorious thief returned and attempted to steal a Policeman’s Bike under the nose of PC Broady.
BEWARE - WARNING - APPROACH WITH CAUTION. Armed with just a nail file and a tube of mascara this Bike Thief is DANGEROUS. She has contacts in North Korea and perfects her techniques in her ‘Safe House’ under Loughborough Junction’s Railway Bridge.
Description - 5 foot 5 inches, of Scottish, Irish and SHEFFIELD stock and around 53 kilos, although a disguise maybe in evidence by the time you read this.
About to escape to Afghanistan next Tuesday 9th Sept, this Dangerous Criminal will be at Heathrow Airport boarding a plane Out of the Country.
Please post this poster all over the UK and all bikers sites, eg Visordown, KTM forum etc etc and facebook and dating sites and anywhere else in an attempt to Catch This Crazed Lunatic before she disappears for good.
This Lunatic was last seen in a Fish n Chip Shop near the London Bridge Station eating cod, chips and mushy peas and drinking a Corona Extra with members of the infamous Girl Bike Gang ‘Charlies Angels’ and members of the ‘Pissed Up Krew’.
Just proves bike thieves these days have no taste.
Quite happy not to take mine which was parked next to it.
It must be the rough and ready appeal that does it. Now is that the bike or the owner:D Sneaky;)
**** scared he was… Specially that his women is in spain so no one is here to protect him:hehe:
Lucky for him I was in a good mood and let it slide after a bit of a grilling
Actually, thinking about it… I think that will go back there and finish the job next week
Knowing me it would have been more in the line of wrestling Andy to know who will take it, race it to the bottom of river or the lobby of the local police station to see if they think it is as funny as we think it is and take picture of MadDog trying to get it back
funny that, i cant even remember what the conversation was about even the look on your face lol, Oi why do you think i have a police officer standing to the right of me, you know i will have you nicked AGAIN ,
Well if you do go, I’ll PM you my e mail as will be out there from next Tuesday (gulp) until September 09. A mate of mine is going out with the Army in January to Hellmand province, but I’ll be in Kabul, Herat and Kandahar, so if you do go - drop us a line !! :)
I wont get out there this time round. Im trying to transfer atm, if i get my transfer i want to get out there after ive done all my training, possible next winter. I was suposed to be going this time round but because im trying to transfer im not going anymore.
was nice to meet you last night for fish supper, good luck in your new job im sure you can show the riot how to play properly after a few months in afganistan .
Meet Hels. This Notorious Bike Thief will have your Beautiful Bike within minutes if it’s not locked up with an Almax and you have not paid an Armed Security Guard to defend it with an AK47.
" Rahahaaa rrarhrhaa Fosters! "
…Ok, very true, I do tend to pussyfoot around on The Riot!
