I have perused your list of forums and cannot find either a forum or a thread in which one introduces oneself.
So I just popped in here to say how delighted I am that I have discovered a forum full of London type people. With less effort than normally expected, I am hoping my social life MAY just improve (couldn’t be much worse ATM, lol) 
sits back down in corner, quietly knitting her eyebrows in concentration
Hello from Kansas, hellkat…
Lots of nice people here…jump right in!
Hi Hellkat,
Ones introduction leaves one feeling rather perplexed and sllightly miffed “what”!! what in gods name are you doing at an ATM when we refer to those ghastly eyesores as cash points !!..never the less “Ahem” whato…we might be requesting your good self at an annual St Georges Ride out and Id like to take this “oppo” to welcome ones goodself to LB. There isnt to many truffles and snifters here but Im sure you will find ones self in utmost utopia …so …without any more to do Id like to say welcome aboard and good show what !!..see you over Dover over…Roger and Out old Chapess !!
Party on royalty type dude…
Welcome aboard.
Welcome to LB mate, its all good here get your name on the list for our st georges day ride its gonna be a blast…
ello HK…welcome to LB…
and BTW, you really ought to do something about that ‘cough’
Welcome to the best of the best Hellkat,AKA Londonbikers, You won’t find a beter bunch of guys n gals. So first of all the LB traditions:
1/ buy us a drink
2/ post pics up of your ride
So without further a do, Mines a JD on the rocks please 
hehehe
Look forward to seeing you over the coming months, have you got your name down on the St Georges day ride?, loads of us going, it will be a good way to meet a whole bunch on nice people. See the ride out posts. If you do want to go let me know and i will put you down on the list.
Well I may aswell introduce myself aswell then, although I have no real business being on this forum as I actually live in Spain, I did live in Bishops Stortford before, and may be moving back soon. Stuck on a moped for the moment, but hopefully a 600 when I get a bit older and can afford it.
welcome mate doesnt matter where you are we have members all over 
Hi there Hellcat… Welcome to the Mad house!!!
A Baileys over ice pleeeeeaaaase… Hic-up!!!
Welcome Hellkat, the same hellkat from bikersweb?
If so, it John, Choprocker here, lol.
If not no worries still welcome, lol
Welcome to LB, Hellkat and Fast tzr. As I only got up now, I’ll have a nice espresso, please. Could I also get a blueberry muffin, please? No? God, you’re such a bitch…
Welcome to the forum, pull up a chair and enjoy this when you can’t get out on your 2 wheels.
Welcome aboard hellkat (and fast tzr) - enjoy!
Hey Hellkat and fast_tzr, welcome to LB! Don’t worry TZR, all are welcome, regardless of location, it’s just that the core of the membership come from London, but other than that we’re an international biking community/online mag.
Hellkat, one of the great things about a community like LB is that you will make a whole load of new friends, and real ones, not ones you’ll never speak to face to face! Enjoy the community…
Post up pictures of your bikes in the Pictures & Videos forum!
Welcome fast_tzr, we have friends from all over on here, so make yourself at home mate
Hi there Hellkat and fast_tzr
Welcome to LB!!!
welcome to LB
Is this the Hellkat I think it is?
Wellcome.
