Cor Blimey!

I dunno what you’ve got down there, but It’s gone mental here in Leicester. Pitch black skies, constant rolling thunder and rain bouncing at least a foot off the road… Guess I’ll need my waterproofs tonight then?

Bought a small marque, filled the paddling pool up, fetched daughter so I could “help her” into the pool (not for me you understand) and it pissed down with rain!!! Bloody typical.