…GO!!!
Wife coming home?
Having to get her out of the wheelchair
the ceiling needs painting.
(would piss me off in more than 1 way)
Wife coming home? yourebarredhahaha!!
Apparently saying it measures to the back of her sisters throat is not the same as using a tape measure 
when she says I’m the biggest out of all my friends
Are you in yet?
Is that it?
Sneaking past the warden control staff always a headache at the retirement home
when the mortuary attendant walks in mid stream
hahaha!!
Did put the Alarm on the bike!!! Grrrr!!
When I told her to scream my name and she thinks my name is Help! geeez!
Thats not how your father does it …
Having to queue up…
when she won’t refund the remaining 29 minutes…
I forgot to take my pills today
This is how your sister likes it.
Who’s your daddy, who’s your daddy
You know who OUR daddy is