Coke

Not the white stuff, but the nice shiney red canned stuff.  Just got one to go with my lunch, just taken a swing and there was a horrible after taste.  I’ve managed to buy a can of Coke Vanilla!  That’s some nasty shit.

Should have gone to spec savers…

Horrible isn’t it.

I bought a bottle of ‘low sugar’ orange juice the other day that uses some plant extract as a natural sweetener - it was absolutely rank.

hahaha SpecSavers will see that comment and steal it you should put a copy right on that bad boy

I never drink Coke or Pepsi
It’s very rare for me to drink fizzy drinks
Have you seen how well Coke cleans metal

Coke is good at cleaning shiny surfaces too, like mirrors…

So is lemon and vinegar…

so a weak acid is good for shiny surfaces??

I never drink Coke or Pepsi It's very rare for me to drink fizzy drinks Have you seen how well Coke cleans metal Wise

So it should clean your teeth as well.

It can dissolve teeth

http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/tooth.asp

Dissolves teeth, rust, limescale… Just imagine what it does to your stomach lining!

(Absolutely guilteeeee when it comes to a hangover though - it’s a miracle cure!)

the acids in your stomach are much more powerful so the chances of it damaging your stomach are pretty slim

Nuffin wrong with Coke, as long it has some rum in it.

^^ lots of rum

Or just the rum. Captain Morgan on ice… or indeed without ice

Captain Morgan, the choice of those who cannot understand why knockoff West Indian rum is so expensive in the UK.

I know there are better rums, but I just happen to like the taste

Spiced ctn. Morgan ftw.

Or Kracken Black.