CILTPOAC - Celebrity I'd Like To Push Off A Cliff

Come on then - I’m starting with Matthew Wright, mis-informed myopic muppet.

Well done mate!!! :PHere’s my two - i’ll gladly go to the bottom of the cliff and drag their bodies back up so i can push them off a second time!

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I’d start with them, and raise you a Kate Moss. The anyone who has presented or starred on any kind of Celebrity dumb island, big brother, how do you kill a problem like maria, talentless idol, etc.

I think that I have just killed half of essex!

couldn’t agree with you more BB. However I have another 2 to add to that:

I with Team Aniston!!

Kerry Sodding Katona

Carole Smiley

Carole Vordaman

Cheryl Cole

Mother-in-law oops how did that slip in there!

Edith Bowman

Lorraine Kelly

Naomi Campbell

Kate Moss

Gerri Halliwell

Dale Winton

Pete Doherty

Philip Scofield

Piers Morgan

Graham Norton

I think thats it for now :stuck_out_tongue:

Paris Hilton!! :crazy:

I’d pay Frogga to drive his bus over her if I saw her in the West End!

Look, let’s make this easy. Just push everyone off who has ever been described using the adjective “celebrity”.

I’ll happily provide a local cliff at affordable day rates.

Why do people idolise people they’ve never met? Talent I can understand such as James Toseland, but that’s cos you’re admiring his skill. But celebrity just means they have their picture taken … why does that impress so many idiots… ?

I forgot, please add:

Britney Spears

Jade Goody

Coleen McLoughlin

+1 :smiley: a short essay on how to win friends and influence people :w00t::hehe:

dont even get me started on glossy mags :crazy:

This fella

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can i assist:D pleeeeeeeease!

Ulrika is top of my list

Anthea Turner is just below her

:hehe:

Kerry Sodding Katona

+1 AND THE ONE OUT OF 5GEAR AS WELL

Well i am shocked jodie marsh aint been mentioned yet:D

The celeb i’d push off a cliff is Piers feffing morgan i’d jump up and down on his head just to make sure he was off this planet!:crazy:

+1 and her stuuuuuuuupid mockney fella too!

Victoria Beckham has to be on the list somewhere!

m8 id do it for nothing shes well irritating… and her little friend aswell cant rememder her name

their that skinny that theyd pass through the grooves in the tyres:D:Pid have to push… mr mrs beckham

It would have to be this pair of Idiots for me

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