Chemistry is fun...

Genius! Always loved Chemistry - but for some reason the only lessons I remember are the ones where we dropped metals into water and laughed!

That`ll make the kids bath time more fun.

and you wonder why I’m a scientist mwuahahahahahahaha

You get to do REALLY cool stuff too, proper stuff that results in people getting caught for being very naughty boys… do you do the laugh every time you carry out a test? Now that would be cool… can I come in for work experience - just to do the laughing?


Not so much naughty boys as very sick or evil men and women.

Unfortunately it’s not really a laughing matter, but you can see why I have a rather sick sense of humour!

And NO… you cannot come and do work experience unless you pretend it’s for the BBC and get me some tickets for Top Gear in return!