Check your kids homework

The mother is writing a note to the teacher because the teacher has asked about the image that her daughter drew.

Dear Mrs Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer - as you suggest. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the big blizzard hit. I told her we sold out of every single shovel we had, but that I had found one in the back. The customers were fighting over who should get it. Her picture does not show me dancing around a pole! It’s supposed to depict me selling the last shovel we had at Home Depot! From now on I will check her homework more closely!
Mrs Smith

hmm look at the little stick figures smiles… that is not a smile for fighting over the last showel… that’s for sure…