“You can wear your fancy attire all you want Marie. I’m wearing the scuba suit and that’s final”
Apologies in advance but it’s so obvious that I cannot resist it.
“Oh, you said muff diving.”
Victorian contraceptive devices were extreme but effective.
Taking ‘the old ball and chain’ to a whole new level
FFS, when I said dress up for the photo, I didn’t mean…you twat!
Robert’s acne had become really bad by the time of the family portrait
Photographer before shoot:-
‘Your sister might be ugly but you sir are in a different league. I would be much obliged if you could wear this costume.’
‘Fair point- as long as I can wear the conical codpiece too.’
“Elizabeth’s flatulence had gotten so bad”
LOL 
very good
Arthur new the danger of premarital sex lurked in every corner .