LB’s care in the community scheme was going well until Matt Cash met his mentor cop of the year Chaz K.
Excuse me are you one of the blues brothers? 
Would you shake my hand? 
Is that you lurch?
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Chaz was presented with an award for the world’s smallest goaty by our very spethal Matt Cash.
The day release scheme was working well until Matt got scared by a character from Resevoir Dogs.
I’d be more worried about Ginger in the background, he looks like he’s about to explode.
Ginger: Matt’s arse is huge!
but charlie…thats not your award!!!
smiled
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Matt: Sorry about the typo on your award, Charlie
That award is for salee oh no its not it is yours…
My kingdom for a box to stand upon!!!