“The Wrong Way Round”
No matter what KTM say I’m still not impressed with the aftermarket wheelie device at the rear ! 
“Look no hands”
Lustfish says “I’ll soon wipe the smile off his face when I fart” “I can feel one coming on now”
matt at NEC doing penny for the guy…
Lustfish not realising that when she paid for the KTM that some of the money was going to support the
care in the community programme…
“Objects in your mirror can appear further away than they really are”
both moderators could find nothing wrong with the KTM so,
they moved it to another stand…
“Is this one a 2 stroke?”
the ktm matt ‘big-grinning-welshie’ shaped top box is set to be all the rage this year a spokesperson claimed
benefits include its large volume, its expandable, and can be set to flash vehicles behind 
“I am not amused!!!”
He he he…
" I wonder if it will rain "
I was gonna say you know when you have been tangoed, I’ll get me coat.