Canine agony aunt needed

What to do?

Are they OK with the morning after pill? Or is a slug of schnapps and a coat hanger a more economical option?

I’m disappointed with you JetStream, in this day and age there’s no excuse, you could’ve even used a black bin liner :wink: :stuck_out_tongue:

Couldn`t find one to fit!

You lot are sic. You wouldnt get near my bull terrrier you sick basterrd

Exactly :rolleyes:


Or Cling Film. You can easily get the commercial stuff in 100 metre rolls.

If you go for the coathanger, remember to steralize it first. Decent standards must be maintained.

stand behind her…pull her legs apart…kick her in the cun…:w00t:

thats what i did to my mrs…jobs a good’un;).