Can You Explain Dreams?

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I had a dream last night it went something like this…

Not sure what capacity I was In. I was either a doctor or vet but this woman I think she was Russian not sure why I just remember her being Russian, but she wanted me to milk her cat. I told her that I couldn’t do it but she kept insisting I do it but again I said I couldn’t She found this very upsetting.

I asked why she wanted me to milk her cat to which she said she had a baby squirrel at home & needed the milk from the cat to give to the squirrel!!:blink:

Any ideas?

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Yup, first signs of senility. :crazy:

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Stop playing with your squirrel cock , may help with the cat milk wet dreams !

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It means you want to go to a sex party…

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Where did you get the LSD from???

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you are weird. i put that into google and it didnt come back with nothing. :laugh:

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It doesn’t make any sense. Squirrels do not drink milk.

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Infant squirrels feed off milk from the mother they are mammals after all… I think they’d struggle with acorns!!

Not sure on your sex party explanation Alex, if it were yours I’d definately be staying away I’ve heard about you Greeks.

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You need to be able to draw the lines between dream and reality :smiley:

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I missed the bit about it being a ‘baby squirrel’.

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It’s indicative of an inner conflict, your subconscious wants you to give Smiled a handjob…

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Smiled would probably want that too…

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Got a feeling you saw that picture of an isle in a supermarket where it says ‘Cat Milk does not come from cats’ lol and then obviously saw a squirrel in person or on TV.

The vet and russian bit are probably a little more complex. Try not to look upon the dream as a whole try to brake it down into various sections and you can probably work it out where it all came from :slight_smile:

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Sigmund said sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

Your willyis telling you to watch more Russian pussy porn and wank with a soft glove causeyou’re gripping too tight.

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So it came back with something then?
:wink:

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Your inner self is telling you to take some extra career training, find a Russian bride and bring up a family.

Or: You ate too much cheese before bed.

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:laugh: I wondered how long it would take for someone to mention cheese!! Sadly no cheese was involved in the production of said dream!!

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pmsl - you need to stop licking the fish when you catch them.

It means you need to get laid, with a hot chick - even if it means paying! :smiley:

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^^^ It definitely means paying in Flats case

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It’s definitely a dream about sex. It’s a Russian woman because you’ve probably seen all those banner adverts on the pr0n sites to find a Russian bride, and milking her cat is just a euphemism…I don’t really need to explain in what way, and it’s not about giving it to a baby squirrel, she just wants a baby using your milk that you’ve deposited in her cat so she can get a free house over here.

I often have those as well, but it’s a disabled midget, and I’m not milking her cat, but she want me to lick her ice cream (a 99) because she thinks it tastes funny :w00t: