Can`t sleep.

Off-topic
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Done a bad thing and can`t sleep, any advice?:unsure:

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tell us all about it, a problem shared is a problem halved.

and we can all have a good laugh at your expense:D

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all depends what youve done :slight_smile:

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After another bottle of Chilean wine I may become more voluable.

Give me five minutes.

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Hand yourself in and give all the money back;)

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Oh Go On Jetstream, tell us, I’ve just had half a bottle of Hardys Australian Shiraz Cabernet Sauvignon 2008, after another few maybe I might be of help in this situation? I agree - a problem shared is a problem halved:P :smiley:

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Also, why are you attempting to sleep at 8.45pm on a Saturday night?

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Come on Jetstream, what’s the problem? Tell Uncle Roadrunner! :stuck_out_tongue:

We could turn this into an honesty thread! We could all confess to things we have done in our past, and cleanse our souls! :smiley: :stuck_out_tongue:

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I think yo should start :slight_smile:

And dont worry Jetstream ur both too nice so it cant be that bad!

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Have you bought a K*wasaki ? :blink:

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Could be far worse, if you’ve a Harley we’ll be sending you to Coventry. :D:P

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When I was on an Army exercise in Poland, I left a pigs head on my Sergeants pillow and blamed it on one of the young lads in my troop. He ended up doing all the 0400-0500hrs sentry shifts, even though he swore blind it wasn’t him! :Whistling:

I may have had something to do with why the Sergeant thought it was him as well! :stuck_out_tongue:

I feel all forgiven now! :w00t:

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Thanks for the replies but this is a serious issue.

I may need another bottle, back in five.

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Hope it’s not too serious! :wink:

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Have u broken the law? shakes head

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Thanks everyone but can’t confess yet - waiting for Mrs J to leave the room for long enough … may send her off to do the washing up soon …

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Well we are now debating whether to open another bottle of red. What do you reckon? Is this a good plan and will another bottle of Australian Shiraz help to solve Jetstreams issues? Not that I am going to confess anything…:stuck_out_tongue:

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Good to have another sinner keeping pace with the Antichrist.

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Well, it started with a kiss…Truth is I spend every Friday evening with a different woman of the night, while Mrs J thinks I`m home doing my washing.

Well this time was different…

Sindy stayed the whole night and kissed me on the lips.

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Naughty boy :smiley: Well atleast u can have fun one handed :wink: :stuck_out_tongue: :smiley: