Calling insomniacs...

We’ve all heard the one…

“If a tree falls in a forest but no-one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?”

so how about…

“If nothing can travel as fast as the speed of light, what is the speed of dark?”

Anyone got any thoughts on the matter, or other things to ponder in the small hours, before my brain will switch off?

If a man speaks in a forest but no woman is there to hear it, is he still wrong ?"

Men aren’t always wrong anyway!