Girlfriend material? :w00t:
I must admit when I read this I thought it was hillarious, how on earth can a guy sleep through all that and not be dead? and he didnt even have her as a girlfriend to cheat on her!! He must have been really bad in the sack pml:P:P
I read that in yesterdays paper and couldn`t stop laughing, is that wrong.
Be afraid gents be very afraid … LOL
She sounds like a real honey doesn’t she…
I reckon he “Arrived” a bit early?. 
That is shocking! That is definitely one girl you would emigrate to avoid!