Just a thought 
Probably best answered by the parents of younguns
PS. No “smell it first” answer
Where’s your sense of adventure
why would you ever ‘hope it was poo?’???
Cuse u wiped it and didn’t lick it? 
Is this from personal experience Jaime???
I was changing the nappy on my eldest once, and just as I put my hand under her backside to wipe off the last of the crud, she decided she wasn’t done and let rip. it was like she pebble dashed my forearm!
My youngest took some objection to her nana being in the room when she was having a bath, and whenever nana was left in charge she would make her displeasure felt by taking a dump, usually a floater, so easy to scoop up. Bizarrely she did it about 5 times, but only ever when Nana was giving her a bath.
I was waiting for the bus one day, on the way to work, and smelt something bad, as I was looking around the floor and checking the soles of my boots for something a dog had done, I clocked the brown steak of cack all the way down my leg, nappy leakage I think. Back home for a change of jeans, was late for work that day.
kids eh? gotta love em!
thats why i’m not remotely interested in them :sick:
Can’t wait! Mine is due in 2 months 
yeah nothing beats being spayed with greeny brown shite at 3am. But now she’s an angel
Riding my mountian bike in the woods & upon coming home, finding it all over my back wheel/tyre, frame, on the back of my jacket, up my inside leg! Fekin dogs!!
feckin owners!
A mate of mine was walking home p*ssed across a gold course and needed a poo. Decided to see if he could hit the hole in the middle of a green. He did.
(Can I disassociate myself totally from said behaviour. Much as I dislike golf - I would never condone shitting into a golfing hole or indeed anywhere else other than a toilet)
"Riding my mountian bike in the woods & upon coming home, finding it all over my back wheel/tyre, frame, on the back of my jacket, up my inside leg! Fekin dogs!!
feckin owners!"
Fair play
I’m not sure that’s a link I want to click. :sick:
LOOOL!
I’m so gonna train the dog to do that!
Lewis was changing Eva’s first nappy in the hospital in front of the midwife and me, we offered no help… it was everywhere, he even dropped her ankles back into it! :hehe:
I lick poo YUM YUM!:sick: