wnka…scared the sht out of me

bugger bugger bugger!!! scared the pants of me! Not good when pi**ed!!!

God! The cat was on my lap and now I have a few scratches on places that I will ask you to explane to my wife!!!

Sowi Mrs Cezar.

She said that’s ok but it better be good again in two days!

Iv just emptied my pants, thanks guys

**** !!! you git, I need to put new boxers on.