British Super bikes on monday spare space

ok,

I’m going to the bikes on monday (although I dont even know the name of one single rider) I was going with a mate but has now decided to go to smelly paris…

I should be able to get you in free but worst case senario we will have to split one ticket… You will need to pick me up (unless you want to share a cab and lots of booze)…

I’m looking for a novel way to select the person that shall accompany me though and no male nudity please so let me know…