BREAKING NEWS

Breaking News:

Police in Liverpool, UK, just announced the discovery of an arms cache
of 2000 semi automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10
anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 20 tonnes of heroin, £50
million in forged UK banknotes and 25 trafficked Ukrainian prostitutes,
all in a semi- detached house behind the public library in Toxteth.

Local residents were stunned.

A community spokesman said:

“We’re shocked… We never knew we had a Library!!”