​Bought the wife some Meatloaf knickers for Xmas.

The front says "I will do anything for love"

On the rear it says “but I won’t do that”

Could be worse …paradise by the dashboard light…

When you pull the pants down will it look like a Bat Out of Hell?

Two out of three aint bad…

Dead RINGer for love

Going All the Way Is Just the Start

There’s three rules about Mian’s sense of humour; 1) we don’t encourage Mian’s sense of humour 2) we don’t encourage… 

hot patootie

Don’t leave your mark on me

45 seconds of ecstasy

The monster is loose