Bugger… now make this thread NOT WORK safe please mods!
Seeing that it’s the case with me… i’ll show you the pics of my party then. I’ve had a killer hangover for the last 14 hours!
Well, Pics or it didn’t happen! So here’s the pics!
I got so wasted on St. Tot’s day that i thought I’d share what had been going on last nite… to prove to those who think that i’m just a keyboard warrior or a loser, that i am a wicked mentalist! Sure enough it was a saussagefest, but purely because of that… it’s what makes my parties how they are!
Had to make 4 woks of that stuff… easily cained within 10 mins of having a fresh batch ready! See the video on facebook for my demonstration and you’ll pretty much get the flavours spot on!
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/video/video.php?v=72763695711
Saussagefest in progress
One of them eventually ended up down my back and down my chest, i have 3 blisters the size of my nippes on my chest and abs!
Don’t even ASK!
Paraffin penis
Just to prove that i’m not a homophobic wizzard!
Lighting a fag off a lit penis
The gang rape started here!
Yeah, that’s the weggie there! - shortly after that, i had a jacket potato shoved down my front and back! OUCH… that said, the guys hoisting me up are in the forces so it was some good banter… bloody REME!
They’re pointing somewhere?
Yepz, when the Tot comes out with his Titz 69 shirt, his sock willy sidekick swings into action
More of that paraffin penis
Atomic weggie!
Godak FIRE!
That was 1 pint of parraffin downed by me… lets see what my mates, pirate pete and infantry keo are capable of doing with 1 GALLON!
Pint O’Parrafin
On the prowl
Some oriental spitroasting!
They’re blistering up nicely!
St Paddy’s day at the union!
Gheytrain pulling into the station o’ pussy!
Bumped into this “creature” that was my old housemate from 3 years ago! pleasant surprise - he’s the guy that told me about sock willy!
My mate Pervin completely OFF his face!
PLEASE DO NOT ASK ME WHAT THAT IS! It’s sweeter than carlsberg, but no WAY is it extra cold! Some minesweeper MUST have picked it up and drunk it! I was bursting for one but the toilets were too full!
We at lufbra all love our “nasties” call it whatever you like - snakebite and black.
Shame i was too wasted to ask for their numbers!
It HAD to happen at some point
Some random dude that i had a dance off with!
Looking very mischievous
Probably cos some nob knocked over half my pint so i decided to purge the rest!
I show girls how to suck ****!
Well it’s now 4PM, i’ve had a power nap from lectures and i am STILL hung over… the back yard has a huge singed penis and i have to apologise to my next doors for the noise and mess
overall ST Tot’s day comes once a year, and we HAD to celebrate it Lufbra stylee!
So, with me, what you see IS what you get! A gut full of beans and energy, with a face that’s constantly like the happy shopper or Park Ji Sung! 
I thought I’d share the fun after so many of you gave me warm birthday wishes.
Much luv (straight love that is)
The Tot
But it was all in jest - no harm meantIf you look at Curtis’ thread - you’ll see that I caught someone out at school when they sent me a screenshot with the minimised window titled “hot MILF gangbang” :w00t: since then - I have a close nosey whenever I see a screenshot posted - just to see if there is anything incriminating worth making fun of :DGlad you had a good birthday mate