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Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day, only to catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding on a condom. Johnny’s father, in an attempt to hide his wood, bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked curiously, “Whatcha doin’, Dad?” His father quickly replied, “I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed.” Little Johnny replied, “Whatcha gonna do, screw him?”