Only too true. I’ve just fitted hip armour to my summer trousers. Wish I had it when I hit diesel a couple of weeks ago! Armour makes a big difference.
Nearly happened to me on the way back from BM. Going along Baywaters Road a guy on the inside was slowing and indicating to pull out (as they do so that they can pull off to go in the one way system at Lancaster Gate).
Not wanting to get squished I flash him to let him out, and he then promptly tries to do a u-turn! The traffic coming the other is far to heavy to finish the manoeuvre blocking both lanes. This I wasn’t expecting and had to halt.
I shouted “What the fugg are you doing! A u-turn on a four lane road is just fugging stupid.”
Well he heard me, and I think that he just saw the Hi-Vis, and he straighten out and zoomed off.
I’ve got HG summer trousers, so bought HG armour. Just slipped into the pockets with no issues, you don’t even notice it! No idea when you saw the bruises… you got a webcam in my house??