Are they born w@nkers or is it a skill they develop during their life? When you go into the dealer do they say ‘Congratulations Mr(s) Smith you have now entered the world of the supreme driving experience, but before you go and drive the supremely engineered piece of Teutonic excellence we need to take into our fashionably designed customer experience room and teach you how to drive like a tw@t’
Rode into work today via the Blackwall tunnel every car that was lane hopping or deliberately blocking bikes filtering was a frightfully BMW. New or old, male or female drivers, white, black, asian , animal, vegetable or mineral it doesn’t matter who or what is driving them, they all drive like pillocks. It’s about time we got the RAF back from Iraq and get them to bomb Bavaria into obliviation. And make having a mullet an arrestable offence.
Obviously I reserve the right to alter my opinion without notice should any LB members own BMWs and threaten to come round and jump on my head
Pop into my showroom and i will be more than happy to take you into the “special” room and you too can then experience the art of driving like a tw&t;)
Sometimes you have to use them to your advantage - I followed a black Beemer down through Flahm, Putney and beyond last Saturday, the driver obviously having better things to do than tolerate doddery shoppers and the like. I pulled up beside it as our routes diverged later, young lady gave me a big grin because she knew she’d been pushing it. Sound
Yesterday when we had our rideout down to brighton, there were three seperate incidents where drivers were behaving like total nobbers and not one of them was in a Beemer. All three were in Black Range Rovers:w00t:
