blow up parliament night..what you all doing...

I am off to the houses of parliament (the ones in Alton, at the bck of my garden) to blow up the idiots who run the country… I have 700 quids worth of explosives and they will make one hell of a bang…any one else doing anything interesting. Your all welcome to come and see my bangs if you want…6.15 they are being lit…

I love fireworks but why are they so noisy! i shall be spending the evening checking and rechecking all my animals…i’m sure this time of year is affecting my hens…egg production has gone down significantly:w00t:

my dog isnt too keen either…

I would have thought that loud bangs would have up’ed egg production?