Blonde finds a Penguin

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A blonde goes to her local police station with a penguin.

‘what are you doing with that?’ an officer asks her.
‘I found it!’ she says
‘You should really take it to the Zoo…’ he says.

The next day the officer is walking home and sees the blonde still having the penguin.

‘Miss! Didnt you take the penguin to the zoo??’
To which the blonde replies:

‘Yes… today im taking him to the movies!!’

:hehe:

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A blonde and a brunette either side of a river.

Brunette shouts across;

“Oy! How did you get to the other side?”

The blonde looks perplexed and shouts back;

“You silly cow, you’re already on the other side!”