Strange but TRUE sex laws from around the globe…and mainly from…ahem…America
In London, it’s illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle
No one may have sex while riding in the sidecar of a motorcycle in Norfolk, Virginia, where an old ordinance outlaws anyone from doing so while cruising down a city street.
The Asiatic Huns punished convicted male rapists and adulterers with castration. Female adulterers were merely cut in two
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
The Romans would crush a first-time rapist’s gonads between two stones.
Up until 1884, a woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband sex.
While not as extreme as the ancient Israelite punishment for adultery (stoning), Greek men still had their fair share of discomfort when their pubic hair was removed and a large radish was shoved up their rectum.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband’s lover may be killed in any manner desired.
An 18th century French prostitute could be spared punishment if she were willing to join the opera.
During the Middle Ages, if you were guilty of bestiality you’d be burned at the stake, along with the other party to your crime.
In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.
In Detroit, couples are not allowed to make love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.
In Oxford, Ohio, it’s illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man’s picture.
The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C. is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
In Michigan a woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission.
Under Lebanese law, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is expressly forbidden.
A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city’s airport property
In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).
It’s against the law in Willowdale, Oregon, for a husband to curse during sex.
An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store’s walk-in meat freezer.
Women aren’t allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio—the thinking is that a man might see the reflection of something he shouldn’t.