Bike thefts

couple of weeks ago I came home to find kids riding stolen scooters in my road. phone police and report it, 1 hour later I report it again. 4 hrs later i report it again. 2 days later I phone them again as they got a honda xr 125 now as well as wo scooters. another 2 days go by and then the police turn up and take the honda but leave the scooters. kids come back and carry on riding them…They then attempt to steal a scooter from the front of a house owned by some polish people in my road. they get caught and are told to “go away”(cleaned up a bit). they come back 15 mins ater and torch their house. And after all this there has not een a single arrest. I have a camera on my bike and know if they touch it then there is no point calling the police as nothing happens, but if they do touch mine then the only arrest will be me…but i know i gonna have at least four days to get rid of the bodies…now my question…

how do you get bloodstains off of my aluminium baseball bat?

Blimey, where do you live ? Sounds lovely :ermm:

Also im not that great at dining etiquette. Is it red or white wine with flesh, sparkling or still, room temperature or chilled…time to get the bar-b-que out I think…sod the wine…budweiser instead…

try lemon juice for removing bloodstains;) Epping Forest is home to many bodies…four more wont matter:D

sounds to me liek the polish lads should have been a bit harsher;)

doubt they will try it wioth your bike fella, bit big for them:D but still i here what ya saying…

they wont try it with mine, they tried to mug one of my young stepsons and we had a little chat about breaking points…ie:- metal vs bone and they manage to give me a clear berth …bit like boobies when wife around…I can look but not touch…something about she has now made me lactose intollerent…

PMSL :hehe:

Just give em a damn good battering! Never harmed me as a kid…I never made the same mistake twice that’s for sure.

I can lend you my flame thrower and a couple of tazers if you want :wink:

Hi Joey long time no see/hear how is Sam doing?

Just hose your baseball bat down, it will be fine :smiley: Q