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Off-topic Newbies
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I never had a newbie thread and I feel left out.Hi, I’m Ducati pete!

I only ride on the track, because I like to go slow and sing when I’m riding. It doesn’t work on the road because other road users toot their horns at me and put me off my song.

Milk floats are the worse, they hate to be held up.

When I’m not riding and singing I have a few other hobbies.

I collect empty smartie tubes.

I enjoy smelling cats tails

Begging my girlfriend to dress in her bestest rubber catsuit so I can lick her all over.

If anyone wants to meet up, I get day release on Thursdays mainly.

Love U all.

xxxxxx

DP

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:smiley:

Welcome to the mad house DP, you’ll fit in really well I’m sure :laugh:

PS: once you’re in you’re never allowed to leave. Please leave your soul with the Devil as you enter…

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Is it like Hotel California then?

PS - I’m banned from there for pooing in the shower.

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Im sure ive seen you on here before newbie.:smiley:

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I have a internet stalker who pretends to be me.

He’s easily spotted though as he’s a bit of a wierdo and a perv.

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wot ducati you got ?

:slight_smile:

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I don’t own a Ducati at the moment.

I previously have owned a monster, a 916S, and a Siamese cat.

I kept the 916 for 4 years and 40K miles. It’s the 2nd favourite bike I’ve ever owned. The cat’s name was chinkey.

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Hi Pete…Wow, you managed to have more posts than me for a newbie!:smiley:

Is that a pic of your girlfriend in your avatar or do you have long hair?

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Nice tits eh?

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pert

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whats your fav bike then?

i rode a ducati for the first time last week, a 998s…

i couldnt pass judgement on it but it was horrid in town…

i stalled it 2 times:blush: at the lights, that clutch is strange and first gear is err tall…

it was bloody uncomfy,stiff as a sailors bits and cooked me legs!!

pulled hard though and had awsome brakes :slight_smile: err well front anyway the back didnt work untill i took the caliper off and bleed…

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My favourite is the superduke. I’m on my second one - awesome track tool.

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lol welcome!! :smiley:

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Hello and Welcome to LB Pete:cool:

Why not pop along to The Ace tonight for Newbie Night, don’t be shy, we don’t all bite;):cool:

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welcome pete:laugh:

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I’d love to but I’m grooming my pet badgers tonight.

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:w00t:BADGERS!!! :D:cool:

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Thank-you.

Please clear this up for me… are you Dave or Debbie? I want to know if I should direct sexist remarks your way or not. :wink: